I would like to make a public apology.

This is a public apology to areyoukittenme, on behalf of all of Blakwood. I had this lovely young lady visit my town today, and Roald molested her with his foul, foul mouth. I would just like to let you know that he will be pushed into many pitfalls in hopes to compensate for any mental trauma he may have caused you by ending every sentence with “in my butt”.

I’m still trying to figure out who taught him that phrase, and let it be known, I WILL GET YOU.

Understood?

  1. hartzcrossing posted this
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